Jan's New Ride

Jan Ullrich unveiled his new line of self-named road bikes recently, to much fanfare.


Photo courtesy of Susan Westemeyer

Though the display model appears to be a sleak carbon fiber racing machine, looks can be deceiving. The bike is actually constructed out of a high-tech blend of strudel and Bavarian lager, and weighs 195 pounds.

At least it's rolling Lightweights.